i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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