Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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