I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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