Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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