dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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