I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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