a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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