You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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