Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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