This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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