So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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