As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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