Having a random hookup so left but love u
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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