I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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