Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Is this like a preordered booty call?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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