Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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