I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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