Whod you bang
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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