Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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