my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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