But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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