just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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