Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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