Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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