I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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