Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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