I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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