Buhtt sex?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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