Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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