Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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