You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
