there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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