I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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