please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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