okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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