Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
