Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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