ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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