Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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