We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
