We won't sleep together?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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