Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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