Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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