Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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