why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
