he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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