Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize