That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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