We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Randomize
