Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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