i just wanna soil my oats bro
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
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Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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