OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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