she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Too much gin, very little bucket
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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